{"id":299,"date":"2020-11-30T23:49:31","date_gmt":"2020-11-30T23:49:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/home\/"},"modified":"2020-12-01T00:05:50","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T00:05:50","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__list is-grid wp-block-latest-posts is-layout-flow wp-block-latest-posts-is-layout-flow\"><li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/sanborn-sheriff-upgrades-to-308-rifle-after-grain-elevator-incident\/\">Sanborn Sheriff Upgrades To .308 Rifle After Grain Elevator Incident<\/a><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Good morning, Sanbornians! Your ever-faithful correspondent returns with another update from our beautiful little corner of California, including a very brief word about the grain elevator. The sheriff\u2019s office has asked everyone to \u201cremain patient while the investigation continues,\u201d and the grain elevator itself remains closed pending structural assessment and several \u201cother considerations.\u201d I have&hellip;<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/landscape-contractors-called-in-as-sanborns-volunteer-landscaping-program-disappears-into-the-brush\/\">Landscape Contractors Called In As Sanborn&#8217;s Volunteer Landscaping Program Disappears Into The Brush<\/a><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Good morning, Sanbornians! Your ever-faithful correspondent returns with another update on the county\u2019s ongoing struggle against nature, which continues to be less of a struggle and more of a slow, leafy surrender. The rewilding situation mentioned in previous dispatches has not improved. If anything, the vegetation has developed what county officials are diplomatically describing as&hellip;<\/div><\/li>\n<li><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/sanborn-county-vanishes-from-the-internet-local-seo-agency-vizolutions-arrives-to-restore-the-map\/\">Sanborn County Vanishes From The Internet, Local SEO Agency Vizolutions Arrives To Restore The Map<\/a><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Good morning, Sanbornians! Your humble county reporter returns with alarming news from the invisible frontier, which is what I have decided to call the internet after several weeks of being told I do not understand it. Sanborn County has vanished from the web. Not in the dramatic way, mind you. There was no smoking server&hellip;<\/div><\/li>\n<li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/beachchair-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/beach-chair-with-umbrella-vs-beach-chair-with-shade-which-setup-actually-works-better\/\">Beach Chair With Umbrella vs. Beach Chair With Shade: Which Setup Actually Works Better<\/a><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Good morning, Sanbornians! I\u2019m thrilled to report that, despite our county\u2019s ongoing refusal to develop an actual beach, we are once again enjoying peak \u201cbeach day\u201d behavior at the shoreline of Lake Sanborn. Now, I know what the brochures say: lake, shoreline, swimming, sunshine. In practice, Lake Sanborn is closer to a bog that learned&hellip;<\/div><\/li>\n<li><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__featured-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/cheytacAmmo-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/cheytacAmmo-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/cheytacAmmo-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/cheytacAmmo.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/div><a class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-title\" href=\"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/how-a-375-rifle-came-to-dominate-sanborns-annual-shootapalooza\/\">How A .375 Rifle Came To Dominate Sanborn\u2019s Annual ShootaPalooza<\/a><div class=\"wp-block-latest-posts__post-excerpt\">Good morning, Sanbornians! Your ever-faithful reporter is back with another slice of civic pride from our humble county, where tradition runs deep, the coffee runs thin, and the annual shooting competitions remain our most reliable form of community bonding. For as long as anyone can remember, Sanborn\u2019s hunting and marksmanship season has been a cornerstone&hellip;<\/div><\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-299","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":308,"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/299\/revisions\/308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}