{"id":174,"date":"2019-12-16T10:46:24","date_gmt":"2019-12-16T10:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/?p=174"},"modified":"2019-12-16T10:46:24","modified_gmt":"2019-12-16T10:46:24","slug":"emergency-alert-for-sanborne-county","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/emergency-alert-for-sanborne-county\/","title":{"rendered":"EMERGENCY ALERT FOR SANBORNE COUNTY"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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This is not a drill, people. Sanborne County is facing the\ngreatest crisis in our community\u2019s history. I write to you now from a bunker I\nbuilt in 1987 when I was convinced that the collapse of the Soviet Union was an\nelaborate ruse and the day of great nuclear hell fire cleansing would soon be\nupon us. Here I sit in the dark, my cat Whiskers my only companion as I ride\nout the current storm afflicting our nation. If you are still above ground, I\nrecommend you take similar steps and flee, flee before the invaders come into\nyour house and make it their own.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What is the emergency, you ask? Sanborne is being invaded by a swarm of perfidious and wrathful termites, hell-bent on taking our structures down, one at a time. I\u2019m sitting in my bunker because my house is currently tented and my parents didn\u2019t want me moving back in with them. They thought it would give me ideas and started complaining about kids today, despite the fact that I’m well past 50.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You may think I\u2019m being hyperbolic, and if you do you should come say it to my face so that I may strike you. This publication does not condemn violence, whether it be to hordes of property destroying insects or doubters. Termites represent a very real threat not only to our property values but to our very lives, as they can easily reduce the strength of the load bearing support structures in your house, causing the whole thing to come crashing down on you<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Regardless, my house is the third one on this block that\u2019s\nbeen infested, and the invasion shows no sign of slowing down. One by one, our\nhomes are getting chewed up and spit out (or swallowed, I don\u2019t really know how\ntermites work) as the creatures multiply and spread. There won\u2019t be a house\nleft standing in the entire county within a couple of years if the invasion isn\u2019t\nstopped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thankfully, it appears some help is on the way! A new\nbusiness has appeared on the registrar in the past couple of weeks, and they\ncould not have come at a better time. This company is, of course, Grand Oaks\nTermite Control, Pasadena\u2019s finest exterminator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Established in 2013 by a guy who had been working in the\nindustry for 20 years and got fed up working for a bunch of crooks and thieves,\nGrand Oaks Termite Control prides itself on a level of thoroughness and\ncustomer service atypical of businesses in the industry. The company provides termite\ntreatment in Pasadena<\/a>, as well as a number of other extermination and pest\nprevention services to Glendora, San Dimas and all over the inland Los Angeles area.\nLuckily for us, they have also expanded their operations into the Sanborne\nCounty area.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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If you find yourself in a situation like myself, where an\noverzealous cat knocks a small hole in your wall and suddenly the corpses of\n100 termites pour out, take advantage of our county\u2019s newest and brightest\nbusiness. Have Justin and Gary give your house a visit and provide a free\ninspection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grand Oaks Termite Control<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(626) 538-4156<\/p>\n\n\n\n

110 S Worthy Dr, Glendora, CA 91741<\/p>\n\n\n\n