{"id":199,"date":"2020-03-23T22:42:45","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T22:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/?p=199"},"modified":"2020-03-23T22:42:45","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T22:42:45","slug":"sanborn-op-ed-divorce-shmimorse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/anielloinf.com\/sanborncounty\/sanborn-op-ed-divorce-shmimorse\/","title":{"rendered":"Sanborn Op-Ed: Divorce Shmimorse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Welcome once again to our humble county rag!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Today we\u2019ll be featuring an op-ed by a local county man who\nhas been wanting to express the recent successes he\u2019s had with one of our\nnewest local business partners, McNamee Mediations, who has been practicing family law in\nIrvine<\/a> and the greater Orange County area for quite a few years. Given the recent\nspat of divorces and separations due to the rather strange effects of the 5G\ntowers, this man wanted to provide readers with an alternative to the usual\npath of horrific divorce proceedings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHello. My name is Andrew. I have been a Sanborn resident my entire life. I was raised here by my dear mother, I found a loving wife here, my relationship fell apart<\/a> here, and now I\u2019ve successfully separated from her here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is my opinion that my ex-wife is a terrible person who\ntricked me for many years in order to get access to the great family wealth my\ndear mother has always bragged about. Well, unfortunately for her and our\nrelationship, it appears that my dear mother was a huge liar who never had a\npenny to her name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My Dear Mother<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

When my wife discovered this, and discovered that my dear\nmother was dead and gone for many years without her knowing, she decided that\nshe was going to leave. I did not allow this for a long time, despite her\ntrying to leave on many occasions. Finally, I decided that enough was enough,\nand I allowed for the proceedings of separation could go through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Like many of your readers, we have accepted that divorce\nlawyers are not to used because they will gauge out your eyes and steal your\nsoul. Instead, I decided to use a mediator, so that we could go our separate ways\nwithout either of our lives being totally degraded. My ex wife eventually\naccepted despite initial reservations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We heard about the recent move of McNamee mediations, who\nhad been practicing family mediation<\/a> for\ntheir Orange County law practice for many years and have helped many people\nlike me and my wife for many years. We called them up and set up an initial\nmeeting right away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My ex-wife’s room<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

They were very nice and very friendly. After some coaching,\nmy wife and I were prepared for the usual slippery trickster talk that comes\nwith talking with lawyers, but we received none of it. I was very happy about\nthat, and my wife probably was, too, because she couldn\u2019t stop crying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It only took a month for the mediation to go through. We\nreally had no belongings to distribute, but McNamee was very helpful in making\nsure what we had was given out equally. My wife did not ask for much. Once the separation\nwas finalized, she was gone within minutes, taking only a small suitcase.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am thankful for McNamee, because I have already moved on\nand have found a new very pretty lady. I am very hopeful for our future together.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Thank you, Andrew! We\u2019re happy you and your wife were able\nto find some solace in your separation, and I wish you luck in your new\nrelationship! If you are interested in finding an alternative to a messy\ndivorce, give our new neighbors at McNamee a call; you won\u2019t regret it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

McNamee Mediations<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(949) 223-3836<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4590 MacArthur Blvd Ste 500 Irvine, CA 92612<\/p>\n\n\n\n